Earthquakes and A Question from a Reader

Carol King Singing and Teaching Bout Earthquakes, Alcohol and Sex Promiscuity

In case you haven't got the text message yet, the campus was shook by an earthquake Tuesday.

I got my text message and voice alert fully an hour and forty-two minutes after the earthquake. Well done! I'm sure feeling safe with that state of the art equipment!

A reader and friend emailed me to ask, the following and I quote,

"So how come at freshmen orientation they taught us about petty worries like STDs and alcohol but not how to survive real peril, namely, EARTHQUAKES!"

Well, that's easy, because earthquakes are entirely preventable and dependent on your conduct and so, if you want to get informed about earthquakes, you can do that on your own time and with your own money. You can go to earthquakes education class. Heck, we could do sex education with earthquake education and get more bang for your buck. "I felt the earth move under my feet..." indeed.

PS I love getting fan mail; send more immediately! (I feel kind of like Dear Abbie.)